What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Tuesday, November 25

I've always said that whenever you see a man naked and drunk doing something loud or embarrassing, you have exactly 4 options to choose from: English, Irish, Scottish, Australian. I have never been proven wrong in this theory, ever.

English hooligans
Singing, vomiting ruckus
Get off the bar now


Anonymous said...

I hate it when English Hooligans vomit rukcus... Who even created "rukcus"? "Did you just see what God did to us, man? God Didn't do it! You did it! I knew it, you're a fucking narcotics agent!

Daughter said...

I know, ruckus is so hard to get out of nice fabrics...