What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Formation Civique

Today I had my formation civique, which is a mandatory full day of learning fun required by France for immigrants to get their papers. We spend 8 fun filled hours learning all about the magnificent principles of The Republic, what's legal and not legal, the ideas behind democracy and socialism, and the subsequent changes some immigrants will need to adjust to.

There were two question and answer periods, the first pertaining to the government and boring crap like that (FYI France has regions, departments, and communes, and I still don't understand the difference between them). The second Q&A pertained to citizen's rights and human rights, which apparently really need to be spelled out for certain people from certain Middle Eastern and African countries where it happens to be legal to beat and circumcise your wife. I won't name names.

This horrendously long day inspired many lifekus, so I've decided to put together a little something I like to call the Civique Formation Series:

Part I: Morning

Monotonous drawl
You might really be able
To bore me to death

Crafty Chinese Boy
Way to get away with
The stealthy headphones

Canadian girl
Why don't you know your own
Independence Day?

Unpleasant woman
Pull that crap with me again
And I'll pop you one

Part II: Afternoon

Man in the back, no
You can't hit your wife in France
Because she talked back

Other man in back
It's always illegal to
Hit your wife in France

Yet more men in back
Polygamy is also
Illegal in France

Formation Civique
Useless French information
My whole day wasted



Anonymous said...

apparently, there arent many hispanics in france.

we can beat our wives any time or place that we want to. as a matter of fact, we use it as foreplay.

"papi... if ju no hit me, how can i know ju lobetz me?"

Daughter said...

you are a horrible person, and I am even more horrible for laughing out loud by myself for 10 minutes after reading that