What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Saturday, May 23

Broken car alarm
Loud nightly disturbances
I’ll kill my neighbor

Friday, May 22

Funk nasty smell man
Not even sure what that is
You need to rinse off

Thursday, May 21


This one goes out to every "young person" who thinks that user edited encyclopedic content serves as undisputed fact:

Generation “Net”
Stop quoting all your facts from

Wednesday, May 20: Reader Submission

Today's reader submission comes from Chris, who must've had the flu on the one day the opposite sex was thinking about giving him the goodies:

I am so damn sick.
Ladies check me out at store.
Why today? Why now!?

Tuesday, May 19


I recently stumbled across this article about a super awesome van offering every parents nightmare: free candy. After a lot of freaking out and a police investigation, it turns out that this pedophilic parents' nightmare was in fact a prank being played by who else: college kids. Ahhh those crazy college kids...

Hey little children
Let's have some fun in my van!
I've got free candy

Monday, May 18

Unwelcome squatter
I smell you from the hallway
Please leave my building

Sunday Poll: May 17

Think Fast: Lollygagging