What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Saturday, September 27

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This one's dedicated to every single one of you walking around looking like you're having a conversation with yourself:


Hey suit over there
With a blue tooth stuck to your
Face, you look stupid

UPDATE: I'm not the only one who thinks you're stupid. Check out this post over at Indexed to see a diagram.

Friday, September 26

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Extra large tourist
Kindly remove your backpack
From my face now please

Thursday, September 25

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Little dog yelping
It doesn’t make me love you
When you act like that

Wednesday, September 24

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Woman in my space
The line does not move faster
Just because you push

Tuesday, September 23

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Mid-life crisis guy
That car does not make you hot
Stop hitting on me

Monday, September 22

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Lady next to me
I don't care about your life
I'm glad I'm not you

Sunday, September 21

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Homeless guy in front
Of my house, you smell like pee
Here take twenty cents