What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Saturday, September 27

This one's dedicated to every single one of you walking around looking like you're having a conversation with yourself:

Hey suit over there
With a blue tooth stuck to your
Face, you look stupid

UPDATE: I'm not the only one who thinks you're stupid. Check out this post over at Indexed to see a diagram.

Friday, September 26


Extra large tourist
Kindly remove your backpack
From my face now please

Thursday, September 25

Little dog yelping
It doesn’t make me love you
When you act like that

Wednesday, September 24

Woman in my space
The line does not move faster
Just because you push

Tuesday, September 23

Mid-life crisis guy
That car does not make you hot
Stop hitting on me

Monday, September 22

Lady next to me
I don't care about your life
I'm glad I'm not you

Sunday, September 21


Homeless guy in front
Of my house, you smell like pee
Here take twenty cents