If you still haven't joined The Daily Lifeku's Facebook group, you're obviously a douche and there's not a whole lot that I can do for you. Today's reader submissions come from The Wall, these two in particular made me chuckle:From Barry:
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From Eura:
Walks in the city
At night, shady walk, gangsters,
Oh s**t, where's the car?