Sometimes, people piss you off. So you do things, like send pizzas to their house or sign them up for email newsletters. Or other things...
When you were asleep
I farted right in your face
So who’s the man now?
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5 Comments:
Poor poor Chones.
If he read that he's going to think I totally farted in his face.
reads, I know how to spell
Hard, cold, evil!!!
LMAO!
I really like this artsy "fartsy" blog! Nice job! I think I'll follow for a while.
Happy Holidays!
Oh My God. Brilliant. "So who's the man now?" buahaha! I love your blog. Thanks for finding me on BlogCatalog.
I MUST sharpen my pencil and submit some High-kewl.
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