A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.
Today's reader submission comes from "Anonymous".... an Anonymous who clearly resides in the DC Metro area: Hey, Georgetown a-hole Your sneer is eclipsed by that Lame pink popped collar
PS: For those of you not familiar with Georgetown, I have provided this handy and informative photo of The Exorcist stairs