What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Friday, July 31

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Sir-Complains-A-Lot
It’s could always be much worse
You could have no arms

Thursday, July 30

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Chronic canceller
You still bother making plans
One often wonders

Wednesday, July 29: Reader Submission

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Today's reader submission comes from my Twin Flame, who basically just says what I'm thinking anyway:

This Lifeku is dedicated to my e-mail server company, which obviously doesn’t like using any type of sorting techniques.


Stupid spam filter
No, I don’t need Viagra
Are you even on?

Tuesday, July 28

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This is for someone I saw last night, you know who you are:

Unwelcome non-friend
Why do we still play this game?
You know I hate you

Monday, July 27

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Your social quagmire
Is thanks to your big fat mouth
You gossipmonger