What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Saturday, October 18

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Girl at the night club
Nobody needs to see that
Please put it away

Friday, October 17

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Creepy stalker guy
Leaving me Facebook comments
Stop, I don't know you

Thursday, October 16

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Cute guy on the couch
Women might go out with you
If you took showers

Wednesday, October 15

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Family sedan
With all the bumper stickers
Your kids are ugly

Tuesday, October 14

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Invasive lady
Pressing all up against me
You smell like cat pee

Monday, October 13

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Offensive breath man
Did something die in your mouth?
Have this stale Mento