What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Thursday, October 2

Neighbor, I hate you
Why are your flowers dying?
Yes, I peed on them.


Anonymous said...

My coworker could have written this one. I made fun of his plant that died and now mine is "mysteriously" turning yellow overnight. Hater.

Daughter said...

Um, like when I was mad at my landlord in Brooklyn for putting astro turf on my balcony instead of tiles so I super-soaked his tree with dead sea water? To this day nothing grows there...