What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Saturday, September 20

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Hello camel toe
You wear your jeans far too tight
See how they ride up?

Friday, September 19, #2

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You, gaudy woman
Put on way too much perfume
I'm suffocating

Friday, September 19

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Customer service
Why do I call you for help?
When you are useless

Thursday, September 18

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Why is it that some people just flat out refuse to even attempt to control their obnoxious children? As if I'm supposed to automatically find your kid cute and therefore sympathize, which I don't and won't. If kids are too overwhelming for you, maybe you should think about that before attempting to take them to places like pool halls.

Little girl crying
You are far too close to me
Please move away now

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