What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Friday, October 10

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Stripper on the pole
How much for a dance?
I’ve got a dollar

Thursday, October 9

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Italian guy
Across the courtyard from me
Why are you naked?

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Readers may now submit their own lifekus, just use the submission form in the right column or email dailylifeku@gmail.com

Please no foul language and no racist jokes. Even you Jerry.

Wednesday, October 8

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Hysterical girl
It’s okay if he leaves you
Show some self control

Tuesday, October 7

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Teenage girl driving
Stop putting on your lip gloss
Before you kill me

Monday, October 6

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Slow Volvo waiting
Could you move any slower?
The light is green now

Sunday, October 5

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Fat guy with ice cream
You should put the cone down now
Before you explode