What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Valentine's Day Haiku Extravaganza '09: Day 2

Sometimes, in a loving relationship, your partner can push your buttons so easily that you just want to smash a beer bottle over his or her head. Today’s lifeku is for these special moments:

Say that one more time
You think you’re so damn clever
No sex for a month


meemo said...

Awww, withholding sex is such a mean thing to do. Watch out Chones.

Daughter said...

I find it incredibly ironic that you made that comment. And Chones should watch out... or rather watch what comes out of his mouth lol

Just kidding Chones I love you!

Anonymous said...

Whatever, Chones is too much of a pimp to go for a month without sex... LeBleuuuuuuu will be VICTORIOUS!!!!

Daughter said...

LeBleu Jumeau. It's been a while since I laughed that hard, but it's still not as cool as Flames Jumelles.

Sentir said...

You make it sound like it's a bad thing all the time. Some people may find it a reward.

Unless that was very personal.

nookiesoup said...

this actually happened to me today.
thanks for making it poetic