What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Tuesday, January 13

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Fat girl at the club
Do you think that dress fits you?
Here, wear this muumuu.

15 Comments:

Kadhine said...

I really like this one!
I I remember watching that episode of Simpsons - lmao!

The Gerald said...

Maybe we should also offer her an Infinity Scarf...

Daughter said...

I think it's so funny you call it an Infinity Scarf.

I started calling it that too until I was informed that that's not the name (for those interested The Gerald is actually talking about American Apparel's Circle Scarf:http://store.americanapparel.net/circle-scarf.html).

I think they should start calling it that.

But even an Infinity Scarf in all it's glory would not conceal the unsightly lycra bulges that bump n' grind in a tube top 3 sizes too small...

meemo said...

Jerry, don't hate on my infinity scarf. It's awesome. Not unlike the adventures of "Bug Boy" snowboarding video that showed up in my inbox this morning...

The Gerald said...

Or, maybe it's not a tube top, and in fact an Infiniti Scarf! We should consult Maureen on the issue...

meemo said...

That person would have to be significantly overweight to be wearing an infinity scarf as a tube top and have it be three sizes too small.

As we all know, the infinity scarf is magical and would not look that way on anyone. In fact, the job of the infinity scarf is to make the wearer look more cool than other people, specifically, The Gerald.

Daughter said...

LOL Jerry is so retarded. For those who need proof watch him make "hip-hop harms" while he fails at snowboarding and quotes Tupac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJB8aDWb84w

Daughter said...

PS: "Significantly overweight?" First off, let me remind you that your lifeku begins with "Fat girl at the club," but that aside a person would have to be a) a giant and b) weigh over a thousand pounds to wear the Infinity Scarf as a tube top. And we all know that the thousand pound woman would never be at the club, obviously because she can't walk.

meemo said...

Yes, it's true, he is retarded at snowboarding, but at least he has an interesting blog:

http://www.thegerald.blogspot.com/

The Gerald said...

I'm starting to think the fat girl is a metaphor for "Jerry" and the dress is a metaphor for my...actually I haven't been able to figure that one out yet. And now I know why I hesitate commenting on Daily Lifekus, because I always end up getting double-teamed by The Twin Flamers...

Daughter said...

Really? I think you're just uber sensitive, because I never took "fat girl" as a metaphor for "you." Besides, you need to own up: you could have commented on the lifeku itself but instead you chose to hate on M's Infinity Scarf... otherwise we wouldn't have double flamed you.

Does your vagina hurt, Jerry? Maybe you should wash the sand out of it.

meemo said...

"Double Flamed"? I like it. Feel the wrath.

The Gerald said...

You Twin Flamers better watch out! I've increased my ninja training and have picked up internet classes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR68W56DCBU

Daughter said...

That was the stupidest video I've ever seen. Even worse than your lame snowboarding attempt.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

I love homer. I too want to be so obese that it is a disability.