What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Thursday, January 15

This one goes out to all my girls who don't like children and wear lots of white, which would definitely include me. We put in so much time, effort, and bleach that there should be a child repellent to keep them away:

Smelly Little Kid
Keep your grubby little hands
Away from me please.


The Self-Deprechaun said...

When I was a kid, I got an award for keeping clean hands.

meemo said...

Remember what the apartment in Israel looked like after your cousins stayed there? Grubby Grubby. That's what those magic erasers are for.