A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.
Oh. My. God. What is wrong with that tiger? Excuse me, liger. It's not half retarded, it's 150% retarded with extra specially retarded chromosomes. Plus it kind of has a pig nose. Eww.
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Curious Maureen, the monkey-faced Meloon...
I like the picture. I think it's cute.
BTW, "Not the Gerald", who is obviously The Gerald...You Are Stupid. So there. Hmmphh.
Maureen is not monkey-faced. She is clearly a lion.
RAWWRRRR!!!! Thanks Deer.
The Gerald is just jealous because he looks like a half retarded tiger. You can find his picture here:
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8358/1975ligerhq1.jpg
or here:
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2003/RoyTiger.jpg
Oh. My. God. What is wrong with that tiger? Excuse me, liger. It's not half retarded, it's 150% retarded with extra specially retarded chromosomes. Plus it kind of has a pig nose. Eww.
I can't take my eyes of the retarded liger... which prompted a search for more retarded animals... which is where I found this:
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/retarded-pig.jpg
Is this you two laughing at the physically challenged animals whose names you replace with mine?
http://wallpaperzzz.hit.bg/monkey%20smile.jpg
Aww we're cute. And you're retarded.
I know! Nice try Jerry, but those monkeys are really cute. You have no idea how bad you backfired...Facebook.
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