What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Tuesday, December 16

Sometimes I don't fell like doing a long introduction, especially when the lifeku is self-explanatory. This may or may not be one of those times.

Curious monkey
Those are my private places
Get your hands off now


Anonymous said...

Curious Maureen, the monkey-faced Meloon...

Anonymous said...

I like the picture. I think it's cute.

BTW, "Not the Gerald", who is obviously The Gerald...You Are Stupid. So there. Hmmphh.

Daughter said...

Maureen is not monkey-faced. She is clearly a lion.

Anonymous said...

RAWWRRRR!!!! Thanks Deer.

The Gerald is just jealous because he looks like a half retarded tiger. You can find his picture here:


or here:


Daughter said...

Oh. My. God. What is wrong with that tiger? Excuse me, liger. It's not half retarded, it's 150% retarded with extra specially retarded chromosomes. Plus it kind of has a pig nose. Eww.

Daughter said...

I can't take my eyes of the retarded liger... which prompted a search for more retarded animals... which is where I found this:


Anonymous said...

Is this you two laughing at the physically challenged animals whose names you replace with mine?


Daughter said...

Aww we're cute. And you're retarded.

Anonymous said...

I know! Nice try Jerry, but those monkeys are really cute. You have no idea how bad you backfired...Facebook.