What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Friday, June 5

Unflattering dress
Hugs the wrong places like an
Aquatic mammal


Hannah Maverick said...

Hahaha! That's so true.

Actually, that reminds me of the Spanish final I took yesterday (in which I described un vestido feo). I had to take it with a different Spanish class b/c I was sick on the the first day. let me tell you- these 7th period Spanish class people were CRAZY RUDE.

7th period
Is this why you are balding?
Lo siento, Profe

Packherd said...

Do you mean, it's unflattering, like if you were to wear an especially ill-tailored walrus hide?

Or do you mean, it's unflattering, like when the creepy otter you work with gets touchy-feeling?