What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Saturday, September 27

This one's dedicated to every single one of you walking around looking like you're having a conversation with yourself:

Hey suit over there
With a blue tooth stuck to your
Face, you look stupid

UPDATE: I'm not the only one who thinks you're stupid. Check out this post over at Indexed to see a diagram.


The Gerald said...

Blue tooth is awesome
Call me "neo", I'm "the one".
LeBleur in yo face!

Daughter said...

Says the man for whom I wrote said lifeku. Is your bluetooth stuck to your lebleu face right now?

Daughter said...

okay I just realized that that was your version of a haiku because I am dense

Anonymous said...

The last thing you wrote just cracked me up. Hilarious Rach.

Daughter said...

What, you mean bringing "density" back?