What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Wednesday, November 12

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We've already discussed how much I hate men who cry. The thing I hate almost as much as crybabies are wussy complainers that whine about everything. You're a man, suck it up for Christ's sake. Nobody cares that you didn't get enough sleep last night or that your iPod got stuck on Smashmouth's Allstar, which brings me to:

Hey whiny pants guy
Stop crying about your lame
Sandy vagina

7 Comments:

Maureen said...

What's wrong with Smashmouth's Allstar? I mean I probably wouldn't want to listen to it over and over...

Daughter said...

It's the kind of song that I feel like a complainer would complain about hearing over and over because it's so happy.

Daughter said...

Would you like me to change it for you? I could replace it with, "Dreamweaver" lol

Maureen said...

Allstar IS in my happy playlist.

I fucking hate Dreamweaver. With a passion. Just thinking of it now makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Yuck!

Daughter said...

Do you swallow it?

Maureen said...

Just a little.

Daughter said...

2 Songs 1 Cup