What is a lifeku?

A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.

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Tuesday, October 28

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Those of you who don't actually know me may not get this one. It all started with my mom's gigantic silverwear, which you'll have to trust me when I say is the most enormous silverwear you have ever seen in your entire life. Ever. Clearly, it was designed for Giants, not humans. This conclusion led to my now popular Giant Impression, which obviously involves roasted babies since that's what giants eat. I would show you except that I would rather die than post a video of myself online:

Loud angry giant
I don’t have any sauce for
Your roasted babies

4 Comments:

Maureen said...

Yummm...Roasted Babies!!

Daughter said...

so tender and delicious, the skin's the best part

Maureen said...

Ewwww! I had to write that, since it's the first thing I said out loud when I read what you wrote.

Daughter said...

Yeah, for some reason people think it's gross when you talk about eating babies. I can't imagine why...

Which reminds me about this girl I used to hang out with in high school who was obsessed with fat baby heads (she always said she wanted to eat them) and said that dried apricots reminded her of dried baby ears. Obviously I don't eat dries apricots anymore...