Happy New Year everybody! Let's begin 2009 with a very large bottle of water, and possibly some Gatorade and saltines from some... In honor of the most drunken night of the year, Maureen and I have put together a little trio of lifekus covering most possible New Year's situations. If we left out something that applies to you, write your own lifeku because we're hungover:
For those who didn't get any:
New Year's Eve Party
Alcohol-induced coma
I thought I'd get laid
For those who got some:
Where did you come from?
You looked much better last night
Stupid beer goggles
For those who don't remember:
The toilet's taken
So I decided to just
Puke in the shower
What is a lifeku?
A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.
Comment. It'll make the popular kids like you.
Comment. It'll make the popular kids like you.
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I feel like I need to post an emergency lifeku based on last night's debauchery:
Vomiting out the
Car window does not make a
Good first impression
You know who you are.
Go away headache
I did not drink that much so
Do not torture me
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