Friday, July 31

Sir-Complains-A-Lot
It’s could always be much worse
You could have no arms

Thursday, July 30

Chronic canceller
You still bother making plans
One often wonders

Wednesday, July 29: Reader Submission

Today's reader submission comes from my Twin Flame, who basically just says what I'm thinking anyway:

This Lifeku is dedicated to my e-mail server company, which obviously doesn’t like using any type of sorting techniques.

Stupid spam filter
No, I don’t need Viagra
Are you even on?

Tuesday, July 28

This is for someone I saw last night, you know who you are:

Unwelcome non-friend
Why do we still play this game?
You know I hate you

Monday, July 27

Your social quagmire
Is thanks to your big fat mouth
You gossipmonger