Today is Wednesday, also known as Reader Submission Day, also known as I Don't Have To Do Anything Day. In case you didn't know, The Daily Lifeku has a super cool Facebook Group and only people who suck don't join, and in this cool Facebook Group there is an even cooler Daily Lifeku Facebook Wall, where also only people who suck don't post. I have gathered some of the reader posts from This Wall to create the Ultimate Reader Submission Medley. Let's get it on:
From Matt:
Stupid little man
Wearing your pants at your chest
With suspenders, really?
From Javier:
Another year ends
And another year begins
WHERE ARE MY DAMN KEYS?
From Maurice:
First friday 0-9...
Trying to hit Guarapos...
Get my Salsa on...
From Barry:
Login incorrect
Only perfect spellers may
enter the system
Showing posts with label new year's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new year's. Show all posts
Happy 2009!!
Happy New Year everybody! Let's begin 2009 with a very large bottle of water, and possibly some Gatorade and saltines from some... In honor of the most drunken night of the year, Maureen and I have put together a little trio of lifekus covering most possible New Year's situations. If we left out something that applies to you, write your own lifeku because we're hungover:
For those who didn't get any:
New Year's Eve Party
Alcohol-induced coma
I thought I'd get laid
For those who got some:
Where did you come from?
You looked much better last night
Stupid beer goggles
For those who don't remember:
The toilet's taken
So I decided to just
Puke in the shower
For those who didn't get any:
New Year's Eve Party
Alcohol-induced coma
I thought I'd get laid
For those who got some:
Where did you come from?
You looked much better last night
Stupid beer goggles
For those who don't remember:
The toilet's taken
So I decided to just
Puke in the shower
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