In honor of my love for personal space and the incredible security that goes along with it, I've put together a list of the top lifekus dedicated to those who invade your (and my) area:
Personal Space Invader 1: The Close Talker
Personal Space Invader 2: The Homeless Man in the Metro
Personal Space Invader 3: The Pushy Old Lady
Personal Space Invader 4: The Plain Old Rude Lady
Personal Space Invader 5: The Man Who Yells in Your Face
Personal Space Invader 6: The Facebook Stalker
Personal Space Invader 7: The Lady Who Presses Up Against You
Personal Space Invader 8: The American Backpacker
Personal Space Invader 9: The Pusher in Line at the Store
and last but certainly not least:
Personal Space Invader 10: The I Talk About My Life With Complete Strangers Lady
What is a lifeku?
A lifeku is a haiku about daily life. For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry usually about nature, "profound," and formatted in 3 lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables. Feel free to check out some famous haikus if you still don't get it.
Comment. It'll make the popular kids like you.
Comment. It'll make the popular kids like you.