Friday, November 14 ~ The Daily Lifeku

Friday, November 14

Today's likefu goes out to a very special lady:

Your curried deviled
Eggs smell like bottled old fart
Please put them away

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...: I will never stop eating them never!!!!!!; November 14, 2008 at 5:15 PM
Anonymous said...: HAHAHAHA! I know who left that anonymous comment. You know Rach, they really aren't that bad. You just don't like deviled eggs.; November 14, 2008 at 5:21 PM
Daughter said...: Dear "Anonymous," also known as "Mom," I will hide your curry deviled eggs in your 3,000 count Egyptian cotton sheets and see how much you like them when they squish between your dainty little toes....; November 14, 2008 at 5:21 PM
Daughter said...: Um Maureen, when you've been standing in fart for enough time, you cease to smell the fart... and that, my friend, is most certainly where you have been standing.; November 14, 2008 at 5:27 PM
Anonymous said...: baaahahahah
best haiku evAR; November 15, 2008 at 12:35 AM
simplysteph said...: ahaha, at your comment to anonymous that just might be your mom. oh man, that reminds me of this lady on the bus that was eating some rancid piece of meat for all of us to smell. gah; November 15, 2008 at 6:38 AM
Anonymous said...: This is the absolute last thing I needed to read at 9 AM in the morning at work with a hangover... I think I'm going to vomit now, please excuse me.; November 15, 2008 at 4:05 PM
Daughter said...: Okay, Mom actually just admitted to me several seconds ago that she only likes her own eggs and "they smell different when they're someone else's"

Mom, since your eggs are not mine, consider them to be "someone else's." Someone else's old fart that is.; November 15, 2008 at 4:13 PM

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