Cute guy on the couch
Women might go out with you
If you took showers
By popular request...
Readers may now submit their own lifekus, just use the submission form in the right column or email dailylifeku@gmail.com
Please no foul language and no racist jokes. Even you Jerry.
Please no foul language and no racist jokes. Even you Jerry.
Famous Real Haikus
If the concept of the lifeku is totally lost on you, perhaps you should have a look at these haikus from famous Japanese poets.Keep in mind that they do have the correct number of syllables, in Japanese. I personally can't read them without laughing:
Basho Matsuo:
The old pond;
A frog jumps in -
The sound of the water.
Natsume Soseki:
Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.
Kobayashi Issa:
A sign of blessing
The snow on the quilt
From the Pure Land
Basho Matsuo:
The old pond;
A frog jumps in -
The sound of the water.
Natsume Soseki:
Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.
Kobayashi Issa:
A sign of blessing
The snow on the quilt
From the Pure Land
Friday, October 3
The following is an ACTUAL MESSAGE received by a woman on Match.com. The sender of the following message mysteriously deleted his profile before she could tell him that he basically seemed mentally handicapped.
"hello Im Jaime I have 38 years old , I have 2 children do not live with me I work in costco department dely,Ilive in front royal I look for a good woman whom it respects and it wants to go out ahead and like the children if these interested write"
Now it's time for the Lifeku you knew was coming:
Jaime the retard
Front Royal Costco dely?
You should kill yourself
"hello Im Jaime I have 38 years old , I have 2 children do not live with me I work in costco department dely,Ilive in front royal I look for a good woman whom it respects and it wants to go out ahead and like the children if these interested write"
Now it's time for the Lifeku you knew was coming:
Jaime the retard
Front Royal Costco dely?
You should kill yourself
Tuesday, September 30
Sometimes, lifekus really don't need introductions. This is one of those times:
I didn’t ask you
For your lame opinion
Stop talking to me
I didn’t ask you
For your lame opinion
Stop talking to me
Monday, September 29
It's time to present my first two part Lifeku, inspired by singles in a technology driven modern world:Match.com stalker
Refrain from contacting me
We have never met
Won’t leave me alone
You should have hid your email
Newsletter signup
Sunday, September 28, Part 2
Boyfriend, drunk and loud
Comes home with wasted friends, late
Will sleep on sofa
Saturday, September 27
This one's dedicated to every single one of you walking around looking like you're having a conversation with yourself:
Hey suit over there
With a blue tooth stuck to your
Face, you look stupid
UPDATE: I'm not the only one who thinks you're stupid. Check out this post over at Indexed to see a diagram.
Hey suit over there
With a blue tooth stuck to your
Face, you look stupid
UPDATE: I'm not the only one who thinks you're stupid. Check out this post over at Indexed to see a diagram.
Thursday, September 18
Why is it that some people just flat out refuse to even attempt to control their obnoxious children? As if I'm supposed to automatically find your kid cute and therefore sympathize, which I don't and won't. If kids are too overwhelming for you, maybe you should think about that before attempting to take them to places like pool halls.
Little girl crying
You are far too close to me
Please move away now
Little girl crying
You are far too close to me
Please move away now
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